The Minor Prophets

Sacred Droppings

2010-02-06T14:30:00.002-05:00

Remove the blindfold and adjust your eyes to the light of a new day. Behold the Sacred Droppings of the Minor Prophets, a collection of shorter-than-usual videos designed specifically for the web. In 2010, rapid consumption breeds infinite contemplation, or so they say.

The first of these hallowed excreta to find its way to your screen: Heavy Breathing.

Prophets Eaten Alive by Families

2009-05-22T12:00:00.000-04:00

At a barbecue last weekend, the four of us were eaten alive by our families. Horrific, yes, but there’s no need for alarm; these things happen from time to time. We’ll tough it out, just as we always have. Expect a long email upon our excretion. Thanks in advance for your support.

We found U.F.F. a suitable response to our cannibalization. Feel it.

Thus Spoke the Prophet

2009-03-02T12:00:00.004-05:00

Our very own Brian Gillin was recently interviewed by Openfilm.com. Read the full Q & A here.

And if that’s not gay enough, try The Lollipop.

A Minor Screening

2009-01-22T20:00:00.012-05:00

The Minor Prophets will join Vantine/Amadio for an evening of short films and live music on Saturday, February 7th, 8:00 p.m., at Milkboy Coffee, 2 Lancaster Ave., Ardmore, PA. Tickets are $7 at milkboy coffee.com, or $10 at the door.

Much to the liver’s delight, Milkboy Coffee is now BYOB. Our very own Bud Damon, the night’s master of ceremonies, will be manning the keg.

As for the films, we’ll be screening In Vino Veritas, America’s Game, and this month’s spotlight short, Mike and Paul.

Happy Holidays!

2008-12-18T21:00:00.005-05:00

Our gift to you: 4th and 99, a story about fathers and football, and why the twain should never meet.

This torrid tale of the gridiron has screened at festivals in Orlando, Los Angeles, and Cannes.

So huddle up all ye patrons of the pigskin--and go for it!

Black Friday

2008-11-14T18:00:00.005-05:00

The Minor Prophets will present an evening of Short Films and Live Comedy on Friday, November 28th, at the Balcony, 10th and Arch Streets, Philadelphia. Doors open at 8:30 p.m.; admission is $8.

To open the show (a reprise of our recent Khyber outing), we’ll be screening a pair of hi-def shorts produced in collaboration with director Derek Frey: the Cannes-tested 4th and 99, and the never-before-seen America’s Game.

Don’t forget to stick around for the after-party, hosted by DJ Leftovers.

In the meantime, feast on this smoked turkey:

The Event of the Season

2008-10-09T13:48:00.000-04:00

Awe-tumn has come.

After a three-year hiatus, The Minor Prophets are returning to the stage for an evening of short films and live comedy, on Friday, October 24th, 9:00 p.m., at the Khyber, 56 S. Second St., Philadelphia.

The $9 admission fee (tickets can also be purchased online at www.thekhyber.com) scores you three new sketches and three new films, not to mention the uncommon artistry of opening musical acts The Suspense and Pleasing Misha.

Consider yourself cordially invited.

Welcome...

2008-09-07T15:00:00.000-04:00

...to the third incarnation of our website.

Along with our complete library of short films, the new site will also include photos, original music, and random pieces of minor prose. Unlike in the past, we intend to update the site each month with new material—whether it be a film, song, or blog. If you haven’t yet filled out the contact form, do so now to receive news of these additions, the first of which is In Vino Veritas, our latest short film.

Thank you for your continued patronage of theminorprophets.com. We hope you enjoy the changes.