Sacred Droppings

Remove the blindfold and adjust your eyes to the light of a new day. Behold the Sacred Droppings of the Minor Prophets, a collection of shorter-than-usual videos designed specifically for the web. In 2010, rapid consumption breeds infinite contemplation, or so they say.

The first of these hallowed excreta to find its way to your screen: Heavy Breathing.

Prophets Eaten Alive by Families

At a barbecue last weekend, the four of us were eaten alive by our families. Horrific, yes, but there’s no need for alarm; these things happen from time to time. We’ll tough it out, just as we always have. Expect a long email upon our excretion. Thanks in advance for your support.

We found U.F.F. a suitable response to our cannibalization. Feel it.