Tuesday, March 17, 2009

The Gay Pill



Take it in the butt.

Monday, March 2, 2009

4th & 99



When your dad's the ref, it's always 4th & 99.

Friday, November 14, 2008

In Vino Veritas



A tavola non s' invecchia.

Sunday, September 7, 2008

The Most Important Meal of the Day



Staying clean is a dirty business.

Sexual Genius



Dumb in the head, smart in the bed.

Popcorn



Non-microwaveable, and better for it.

The Lonely Professor



And you thought your professor was weird.

The Golden Pants



Find them. Wear them. Be them.

Stripper Come Home



Rated G-string for potential nudity.

Cageman



You can lock him up, but you can't take him out.

Cigs Kill Everyone



Big tobacco, small apartment.

Bagfoot



The homeless can feed on themselves.

UFF



A man is a terrible thing to waste.

We Were Boys



Fly again, sweet bird of youth.

Party Animals



Fun never looked this frightening.

Styrophobia



The only thing we have to fear is polystyrene itself.

The Devil's Handyman



He sold his hole.

Road Scholars



Sometimes, the road is smarter.