The Gay Pill

Take it in the butt.

4th & 99

When your dad's the ref, it's always 4th & 99.

In Vino Veritas

A tavola non s' invecchia.

The Most Important Meal of the Day

Staying clean is a dirty business.

Sexual Genius

Dumb in the head, smart in the bed.

Popcorn

Non-microwaveable, and better for it.

The Lonely Professor

And you thought your professor was weird.

The Golden Pants

Find them. Wear them. Be them.

Stripper Come Home

Rated G-string for potential nudity.

Cageman

You can lock him up, but you can't take him out.

Cigs Kill Everyone

Big tobacco, small apartment.

Bagfoot

The homeless can feed on themselves.

UFF

A man is a terrible thing to waste.

We Were Boys

Fly again, sweet bird of youth.

Party Animals

Fun never looked this frightening.

Styrophobia

The only thing we have to fear is polystyrene itself.

The Devil's Handyman

He sold his hole.

Road Scholars

Sometimes, the road is smarter.